Welcome to the Planting Authority, Malta’s very first cannabis social club (but actually Lovin Malta's 2021 April Fool's stunt)
The Joint
Once you are approved as a member, you will be given the location of our modern and furnished social club to visit.
Weed Grow It For You
You can choose which strain of high-grade sativa, indica or hybrid cannabis you’d like to procure from our range of options.
For The Higher Good
No more hassles for a bit of weed, No more meeting random dealers in a dark road, and no more being afraid of being arrested for buying a €25 piece.
Join our community
Sign up with the PA and get quality-tested cannabis easily, whenever you want. It’s high time malta had a place like this.
Order the Planting Authority Merch right away.
Designed and distributed by Souvenirs That Don’t Suck. All orders will be processed after 20th April.
Coming soon
We have some more products coming your way when we open our doors.
What is the Planting Authority?
As Malta inches towards legalisation of the multi-faceted cannabis plant, we at the PA wanted to offer our members a service unlike anything else on the island.
We want to offer you peace of mind alongside a piece of ownership in a growing community with one goal in mind: the safe, regulated and responsible consumption of cannabis for Malta’s 40,000 users.
No more hassles for a bit of weed, no furtive messages to a random dealer at 9pm and no more being afraid of being arrested for buying a €25 piece.
Once you are approved as a member, you will be given the location of our modern and furnished social club to visit.
You can choose which strain of high-grade sativa, indica or hybrid cannabis you’d like to procure from our range of options, which our expert team will grow, dry and test before handing it over to you according to a monthly limitation.
Forget meeting dealers in a dark road, or scrawling the Dark Web for a delivery option – sign up with the PA and get quality-tested cannabis easily, whenever you want, in Malta.
The Benefits of Joining our Club.
- Affordable, quality-tested high-grade cannabis from professional producers.
- A hidden location to enjoy your cannabis safely and freely in.
- A new, closed social circle that can provide support and feedback.
- A legal expert to provide free advice up to three times a month.
- Access to a beautiful, non-judgemental location.
Membership Fees.
- €29.99 a month, €199 a year
- €4.20 a month until 4/20
Including welcome gifts from our buds at:
Our Menu
The PA has teamed up with both vintage growers in Gozo as well as younger, more modern cannabis connoisseurs (cannasseurs, as we like to call them) to offer members a wide range of Maltese cannabis, grown in the Mediterranean sunshine and tended to by passionate growers looking to share their unique strains.
Local Strains
- Ħamrun Haze
- Ġnejna Power
- Ta’ Frenċ
- Gwardaganja
- Ħigh Ride
- Blazan
- Ramla l-Ħadra
- Weed il-Għajn
- Daniel Ħolma
- Kush-kiri
Imported Strains
- California Crack
- Super Silver Haze
- Jack Herer
- Blueberry Yum Yum
Hash
- Charas
Sativa
21% THC
Dominant terpene: Limonene
Daniel Ħolma is a Planting Authority original strain that produces a cerebral and energising effect, with an earthy and tart flavour profile. Medical patients choose this strain due to its uplifting ability as well as its use relieving stress and pain. With a flowering time of 170 days, the strain is dedicated to a local prophet, Daniel Holmes
Hybrid
26% THC
Dominant terpene: Myrcene
26% THC
Dominant terpene: Myrcene
Fast-acting, sweet and subtle and with faint tones of fig and mqaret, Ramla l-Ħadra has to be one of our favourite strains. It was developed by mixing some top outdoor sativa strains from Gozo with our classic hydroponic ‘Ta’ Frenċ’ strain. Euphoric and ‘giggly’ in small doses, large doses of Ramla l-Ħadra may make you feel extremely relaxed and sleepy.
Indica
24% THC
Dominant terpene: Caryophyllene
This potent Indica will leave you feeling glued to the couch with a one-two punch to the body. Perfect to end a long day with, Gwardaganja is popular with clients looking for a strong, sour flavour profile. It matches perfectly with a cup of coffee, producing a strong body high while keeping the mind alert and focused.
The Munchies are Real
We are going all out for this, with a perfectly curated munchies menu in collaboration with Bentley’s Latinos Restaurant, the absolute best shakes you’ve ever tried courtesy of Fuel and Co.
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Ganja Chicken Tenders
A beautiful scallion and cannabis butter is infused into our delicious chicken tenders and served with a chilli mayo sweetened with honey fortified with CBD oil. Perfect for sharing or wolfing down all on your own.
Rasta Mojito Pork Ribs
Mint isn’t the only herb used to create these local favourites, with a delectable pairing of Ramla l-Ħadra extract perfectly complementing the tender pork goodness. Sweet and tart with a subtle savouriness.
Oreo Serious?
Bentley’s Latinos most popular dessert is here with a twist. It’s the munchie that will give you the munchies – an over-the-top cannabis-infused brownie served in a donut absolutely covered with your favourite chocolates and treats. Baked using local cannabis flakes, once the donut is ready it is given a special outer glaze of butter, sugar and CBD-infused honey and served with a very special chocolate brownie.
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CBD Fuel
CBD oil, whey protein, banana, baby spinach, ginger, hemp seeds, peanut butter
CBD Mint
Banana, almond milk, CBD oil, peppermint essential oil, dark vegan chocolate, baby spinach
Classic Max
Whey protein, peanut butter, milk, banana and Greek yoghurt
Nutty Fuel
Whey protein, mixed nut butter, milk and dates
Classic Lean
Strawberry, banana, apple, coconut milk and ice
Red Summer
Coconut milk, strawberry, raspberries, cherries, banana
